I'm ALL IN On Drake Having A Bar Mitzvah Themed 31st Birthday Party

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Source - L’chaim to Drake‘s 31st year! The rapper rang in his birthday with a bar mitzvah-themed celebration in Los Angeles on Monday night.

He kicked off the evening at the Catch LA rooftop, where he “arrived through the private entrance with a few close friends and family, as well as his father, who was decked out in a shiny blue blazer,” a source told Page Six. He opted to blow out his birthday candle on top of sorbet instead of a cake and made a toast with shots for his table.

The half-Jewish, Toronto-born rapper then moved the party on to the nightclub Poppy, where his “31 going on 13”-themed soiree was equipped with “Aubrey’s re-bar mitzvah” cups, pizza boxes with his picture on them, a basketball photobooth and an ice hockey dance floor.

His A-list crew included Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, Tobey Maguire, G-Eazy, Lamar Odom, Odell Beckham Jr. and Kelly Rowland. Guests noshed on Dippin’ Dots and pizza — because what’s a good bar mitzvah without good food?

They say money doesn’t change you, it exposes who you really are. By that logic, Drake’s an ice cream loving twelve-year-old boy on the cusp of Jewish adulthood. Which according to pictures isn’t that far off.

He’s smiling so hard he can’t even open his eyes. Must be taking a trip down memory lane to where it all started- his original Bar Mitzvah. Which according to rap lore is where he first started rapping. It would make sense considering the amount of singing involved. Too bad it wasn’t filmed, people would pay good money to see a young Drake drop a Pharaoh diss track.

Personally, I’ve always wanted to be Bar Mitzvah’d but mostly for the money. Confirmation didn’t pay well. I got a check for a hundred bucks which to a 14-year-old is a lot, but the Jewish kids were raking in like ten-grand. I remember one of them put rims on his Mazda 3. Unfortunately, unless I convert I think that ship has sailed. I’d love to make the switch but I’ve never been good at foreign language. Or studying, for that matter.

The pictures from the party are hilarious. The perfect blend of adult debauchery mixed with childhood innocence. You have the cute picture collage right next to a drunk Young Murda. The pimp cup next to the pizza box. It’s hilarious.


My next birthday is going to be holiday themed. I’ll call it Christmas In August. I don’t know why more people don’t double up on their celebrations; twice the holiday means twice the fun. I think Drake just started a new trend.