As the old story goes, Jared Allen’s restaurant,”Jared Allen’s Sports Arena and Grill”, had a simple saying “Wine Em, Dine Em, 69 Em” (Yes I know this is seabass’s hat in dumb and dumber too). So here we are. A character this great on the Bears needs a shirt. And remember, when people ask you if you want extra mayonnaise you have to say yes, because you’re a man. Parrty.