Everybody's Got Fuckin' Meningitis So Kurt Angle Is Now Teaming Up With The Shield At TLC...Wait WHAT?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?! I blogged yesterday that Bray Wyatt, Bo Dallas, and Jojo were all out with viral meningitis , and Ryan Satin tweeted that it might be a bigger issue than we think, but never did I expect this. Roman Reigns is now out of the TLC main event and Kurt Angle is his fill-in for reasons I don’t understand. Carrabis doesn’t understand either, he’s as baffled as anyone on planet earth ever has been.

Bray Wyatt is also out so AJ Styles will fill in for him, and I think Finn’s still gonna be the pumpkin king? Seems kinda fucked up to wear the paint against someone you don’t have any beef with, Finn.

We just recorded a 9 minute EMERGENCY podcast about this whole story, listen to that HERE.