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Does This Look Like the Face of a Chick Who Accidentally Shot a Guy Before a Threesome?

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New ZealandA booze and drug-fuelled bender that was about to culminate in a group sex session took a fatal twist when a shotgun was accidentally fired.

In the High Court at Hamilton today, Tiffani Jade Sutcliffe today admitted shooting her best mate Rhys Gordon Williamson after a day-long drinking session that included drug use at their Seddon Rd, Hamilton, flat on May 31.

Court documents reveal Sutcliffe and her 20-year-old girlfriend had been drinking pre-mixed bourbons earlier in the day. …

Sometime between 6pm and 6.30pm, a friend of the group, Anthony Brett Clegg – who was recently out of prison – arrived at the house and also began drinking with them.

A short time later, Clegg, 39, called an unknown associate to get a sawn-off shotgun and shotgun shells. It was put on the kitchen table.

The group then took GHB – gamma-hydroxybutyrate, a class B controlled drug that enchances sex drive – before Sutcliffe, her girlfriend and Clegg went to a bedroom for a threesome.

Williamson then walked into the room holding the gun and, in a manner described by Sutcliffe as “playing around”, pointed the gun at her.

She took it from him and pointed it at him before asking if it was loaded and almost immediately pulling the trigger, as the pair stood 2m apart.

After being shot, Williamson replied “of course it’s loaded you stupid slut” before collapsing to the ground. He died shortly afterwards.

What a horrible and senseless tragedy. And let this be a cautionary tale for us all. That 3-way sex and deadly weapons do not mix. Another lesson – not to victim-blame because poor Rhys Gordon-Williamson lost his life – but there is never a good reason to interrupt your friend as he’s about to have a FFM threesome. Never. And certainly not with a loaded shotgun. And if you absolutely have to go into the bedroom with a loaded shotgun for some reason, keep the safety on and observe trigger discipline at all times. It should go without saying but clearly can’t be repeated enough: When breaking up your buddy’s orgy with a firearm, gun safety is your top priority. Because nobody wants “of course it’s loaded you stupid slut” to the last words he ever utters.

That said, the main culprit here is Anthony Brett Clegg, pictured here:

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Take any guy fresh out of jail, invite him over for some bourbon and a GHB-fueled 3-way with two dimepieces half his age, and they’d be satisfied. But not Clegg. He couldn’t leave well enough alone. He just had to bring a sawed-off shotgun to the orgy. And now his friend his dead because of it. I’m sure he’ll get charged with something, a parole violation if nothing else, and end up back in jail. And I’d like to think that never getting to bang Tiffani Jade Sutcliffe and her girlfriend will be an even worse form of punishment. But for all we know they finished before calling the cops. He seems like that kind of guy.

P.S. Who knew that NFL gear was this popular among New Zealand’s swinger population?
P.P.S. The horrible shotgun death aside, this is another of those stories that convince me everyone’s life is more fun that mine.

@jerrythornton1