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Joel Embiid Has Cornrows Now. Is Michael Jordan Officially On The Hot Seat?

Oh shit. Headband Embiid was one thing.

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But now Headband + Cornrows Embiid?

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This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you start a dynasty.  As the age old saying goes, “look good, feel good, play good”. Well when you look the best, you feel the best and when you feel the best, you play the best. That’s not me being a fan boy. That has nothing to do with opinion. That statement is rooted in scientifically proven factual evidence time and time and time again. I may not be a basketball expert but I am an expert when it comes to this sort of shit. People lie, numbers don’t. And the numbers say Cornrow Embiid is going to have the greatest season in the history of the NBA. I don’t even care if he has minute restrictions for the 50-60 games he gets in this year. He is still going to dominate the record books for as long as he keeps the cornrows in.

Michael Jordan’s days as the GOAT are officially numbered. Joel Embiid is coming for that top spot and it starts tomorrow. If you’re a cat in the city of Philadelphia, I hope you’re not afraid of heights. Because you’re about to get raised to the top of the mother fudging Comcast Building all season long.