Malcolm Jenkins' 5-1 Locker Room Dance Taking You Into The Weekend

Gonna be so sweet to wake up on Sunday morning knowing the Eagles already have their week 6 win locked up. Nothing better than a stress-free Sunday. RedZone, some Chinese food, rooting for San Francisco to beat the R-words, losing all your money on being a shitty gambler and your best 3 performers on your fantasy team getting hurt. That’s what Sundays are all about. The entire city of Philadelphia feels like Malcolm Jenkins right now. Damn is it good to be 5-1.

Have a weekend, everybody. You deserve it. Unless you’re that sucker punching douchebag from the game last night. In which case I hope you have a great weekend in jail.