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This Colombia Tourism Video Offering "Unlimited Sex" Is Exactly What You Want Out Of Colombia (NSFWish)

Toronto Sun- Good Girls is promoting a controversial four-day trip to “sex island” near Cartagena, Colombia that includes “unlimited amounts” of love throughout the depraved trip, according to the company’s website.

While prostitution is legal in the South American nation, pimping is illegal.

The law also prohibits the promotion of sex tourism. It’s unknown if Good Girls is breaking any laws.

The U.K.’s Independent reported Friday that YouTube had pulled Good Girls’ video advertising the holiday.

“Investigate them for sexual slavery if any of the women were forced/coerced. One never knows,” a reader posted to the Daily Mail.

Another added: “I need to find out where this terrible place is, so I know to avoid it.”

Others have called the company promoting the getaway as “sick” and “vile.”

Boats and hoes! For real though guys!! Down in Colombia, as advertised by the least surprising tourism of all time. I honestly don’t understand how people are upset by this video. Have you never heard of Colombia? This is exactly what I picture when I think of Colombia. Lots of dudes are having their bachelor parties down there now because it’s a pretty easy flight, and it’s cheaper than Vegas. And do you know what guys want out of a bachelor party? Hookers, drugs, booze, and possibly a boat if it’s not too much to ask. If all of those things are readily available in one place, we’re going there.

First up, good thing they have unlimited booze. Because the bar dries up REAL quick when this sort of misbehavior is going on:

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Too fun. Next, it appears they’ve substituted humans for plates.

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I’m not a huge fan. I don’t want to eat food off a body that a bunch of my buddies have painted with jizz over the last 24 hours. I’m all for innovative cuisine, but this seems downright unsanitary. Don’t want to be the guy spraying diarrhea over the bow thanks to some crusty sushi.

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Unlimited sex? That seems overwhelming. I would hate to be the weak link but at some point, I’m gonna want to snorkel. Like can we tone down the fucking for 10 minutes? There’s coral to see. Also, I’m not proud of my respawn time. I’d want to take a bubble bath or write a postcard to my folks in between rounds. I’d probably be good for a morning session and an evening session, for the first two days. Then we’d be down to single-use daily appointments.

For these reasons, I’m probably out. But you guys should go!