Paige Vanzant Just Took My Brain On A Roller Coaster Ride With This Picture

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You know when you’re scrolling Instagram and something catches your eye and you scroll back up to take that second look? Well that happened today with me and this picture of my crush, Paige Vanzant, UFC fighter, model, and Dancing With The Stars contestant. I’ve long been a fan of hers, both for her fighting ability and hot freaking hot she is. So when I scrolled up, first I was like “nice!” but then a second later I as like hold up…something isn’t right here. Something looks…wrong. Why is she laying like that? Why does this look a bit off? The caption said it all:

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Never again? What never again, I wondered, so I went to the comments to find out.

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Not helpful!

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Ahhh, right. I forgot. The UFC is opening a 125 pound women’s division. So now PVZ won’t have to lay on the ground in a sauna to meet weight at 115. Don’t want to see her sad, want to see her happy:

That’s the PVZ we want to see. No more roller coaster pictures of her. Just pictures of her hanging out with guys who look like me. Good to know I’m her type!