Oktoberfest's "Devil's Wheel" Is A Real Thing Where Smokes Are Drunk Lasso'd And Spun Off Into The Night

Send them. Send them all to hell. So in Germany it’s not only legal, but encouraged to lasso and hogtie women? Alrighty then. Now, we don’t know 100% if they’re drunk. However, it is Oktoberfest….so we know 100% they’re drunk. Just ask our boy Francis about the German festival before congratulating him on the sex and getting murdered. Nobody has their wits about them during that magical time of Oktoberfest. Which makes this amazing because it wasn’t a scene straight out of The Sandlot when they Chaw’d up and went on the Tilt-A-Whirl. Coming from a person that pukes out a lung every time he’s ventures on the Gravitron, I’m beyond impressed nobody blew chunks on this gyrating circle of drunk. If anything that thing needs to rotate up a few G-Forces. Till then, the PBR Bull at Xfinity still reigns supreme for drunken, pointless things for man/lady to conquer. And conquer we one day will.

Oh, you crazy Germans. What will you think of next? Might as well do some straight up drunk fighting on that same violently spinning surface to increase the chances of lives ending. That would be a hoot! Oh..they already do that for fun, too.

Hey, whatever keeps the minds and efforts off another Reich.