Dolphins O-Line Coach Chris Foerster Has Resigned For Possibly Doing Some Coke Before A Meeting

PFT - It didn’t take long for the strange story of Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster to reach its logical conclusion.

The Dolphins issued a statement saying Foerster is resigning his post today.

“I am resigning from my position with the Miami Dolphins and accept full responsibility for my actions,” he said. “I want to apologize to the organization and my sole focus is on getting the help that I need with the support of my family and medical professionals.”

“We were made aware of the video late last night and have no tolerance for this behavior, the team statement read. “After speaking with Chris this morning, he accepted full responsibility and we accepted his resignation effective immediately. Although Chris is no longer with the organization, we will work with him to get the help he needs during this time.”

Well that was quick. Foerster is out in Miami. Apparently they didn’t appreciate his video that dropped last night of him doing lines of coke before walking into a meeting. Apparently doing this on company property

is what they call in the biz “frowned upon”.

And obviously he is already doing the fantastic PR spin about getting the help he needs from medical professionals. Smart move. Doesn’t matter if he was doing coke every day or once a year, the second you get caught putting a “white powdery substance” up your nose, you become a drug addict and check your ass into rehab on the NFL’s dime. It’s like when Tiger went to sex rehab. Gotta spin that spinzone.

I hope more details come out about the lovely lady who put him on blast. She claims she has more videos similar to that one. And she’s pregnant too! Whose baby is it? His, maybe another NFL player’s, maybe someone so cool we can’t even think of it right now, the possibilities are endless.

All in all, a pretty fun 12 hours for Chris Foerster, who now has plenty of time to lick cocaine off whoever’s pussy he wants. Lucky guy.