Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher




The UKTHE judge who jailed a Brit teacher for hotel romps and performing sex acts on a 15-year-old schoolboy told her “what boy would turn down such an attractive offer?”

Alice McBrearty, 23, admitted to having a four-month fling with the pupil, who she taught at an east London school, earlier this year.

Snaresbrook Crown Court heard McBrearty had kissed the youngster in a classroom and taken him to an Ibis hotel for sex.

A judge was told she also performed sex acts on him in an empty garage, her car and her parents’ East London home.

McBrearty, who pleaded guilty to seven counts of sexual activity with a child while in a position of trust put her head in her hands and sobbed in the dock as Judge Sheelagh Canavan sentenced her on Friday. …

The court heard the relationship began when McBrearty sent the boy, who cannot be identified, a friend request on social media. …

Prosecutor Lisa Matthews said he “felt special” and “appeared to be besotted with her”.

The court heard the pair had seven sexual encounters over four months, until the victim’s father contacted police.

Undeniably, there’s just something more elegant about the British. A class and dignity that no American could ever hope to match. Take some 23 year old high school teacher from Texas, have her hit up a 15 year old student on Snapchat, make out with him in the classroom, swing him into the Best Western for a bang and a blow jibber in the garage and it all just sounds kind of sleazy.

But make her a Brit teaching in East London and it sounds practically like something out of Downton Abbey. Or like you could imagine a young Professor McGonigle boning a young Tom Riddle back in the Hogwarts Room of Requirement or something. Even “besotted” sounds so much better than just plain old “horny.” I’m going to try to learn from this and use that one going forward to class these blogs up.

The Grades:
Looks: I have to admit that this is another one where ever picture looks almost like a different person. Except in all of these, that person is crazy attractive. Or attractively crazy. That one where she’s extra blonde and smiling, she could pass for Elisha Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door. And there’s no shame in her mini-dress game.
Grade: A-

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: She made the first move. Seven times. Classroom, hotel, car, garage, mum and dad’s house. An admission of guilt. She’s the Mary Poppins of sexual deviance, practically perfect in every way.
Grade: A

Intangibles: More like … Alice McBreasty! Amirite? Up HIGH! [Clears throat. Leaves…]
Grade: B

Overall: A-. We’re 75 percent of the way into the season and we’re still adding names to the year’s All Star lineup. No roster spot is safe.

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