Molly The Dog Thinks She Found A Washed Up Severed Penis On The Beach...Authorities Aren't So Sure

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Source - A dog walker claims her pet sniffed out a severed human penis and testicles on a beach. Shocked Julie Edwards said of Basset Hound Molly: “My dog found the body part. I could see she was about to roll something around. It looked like an intact penis and male testicles.

She reported the September 25 find on Brean Beach, a village in southwest England, and the coroner is investigating. But a police spokesman said: “It was first reported to us as a body part, but investigations have revealed that it might not be a human body part. It could be another animal, or even a mineral. It will take time to figure out what it is exactly.”

Beach dick or not, Molly deserves a treat and a belly rub. Good girl was just trying to make mom happy by bringing her a present. Whether that present turns out to be intact male human genitalia remains to be seen. It’s been ten days and still no verdict. If I had to guess, I’d say Julie’s seeing what she wants to see. Dicks don’t just wash up on shore and if they do they definitely don’t have balls attached to them. They’re two separate entities. Besides, the sea’s full of phallic shaped creatures. You have the sea cucumber, the sea worm, this thing.

It could be anything but they need to get to the bottom of it. Either there’s a man out there frantically searching for his dick or a sea animal lost its life. Both are equally tragic.

To be honest I don’t know if I would’ve even reported it. The damage is already done and if you’re wrong you look like an idiot. It’d be a nightmare, the media roasting your 911 call all over the news. Labeling you an idiot and a pervert. No thanks. Distract the dog with a stick and move on. The situation will work itself out.