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Hilarious Kid Comes Out Of Surgery High As Hell And Asks To See Nurse's Tits

What a beauty this kid is. So happy and so pure, but most of all so genuinely honest too. That’s what I love about these videos that go viral of guys coming out of surgery high as hell- they are always so lovably honest in the most endearing ways. This teenager isn’t meaning to be crude or rude, but the power of the drugs have him talking about how he just wants to see the nurse’s tits and how he’s scared he’s going to die if he falls asleep. Would love them to get him a hoop so he can start dunkin’ on people.

Reminds me of this guy who doesn’t recognize his own wife coming out of surgery, and is shocked how hot he she is

So I want this on the record: Never, and I mean neverrrrrr video tape me coming out of surgery or under anesthesia. God knows what I’d start saying without any control. I have verbal diarrhea bad enough as it is, I don’t need my thoughts about Portnoy recorded for the world to see when the drugs take over. So when I eventually get my left knee fixed which has been fucked up for like, 10 years now, no electronic devices allowed.