Check Out This Runner's Dick And Balls Flopping Everywhere Outside Of His Shorts While Running A Race

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Flapping in the wind.

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Fucking Runners. Just the weirdest human beings on Earth. I can’t for the life of me understand how this guy ran an entire race with his dick and balls flopping in the wind without doing something about it. You know when your fly is unzipped? Or you have a hole in your underwear? You catch that little breeze and you feel it throughout your whole body. Chills down your spine and hair raised on your ams. Everyone knows that feeling, the oh shit my dick and balls might be showing, feeling. Yet here is this weirdo runner running a whole race with that feeling. Just a different breed of human beings all together. I bet this will start being a new trend with runners too. Like their stupid high tech running gear or that yogurt goo they eat during Marathons. Running with your cock and balls exposed shaves 20 seconds off your splits. Gotta do it. 26.2, bruh!

If this happened to me you wouldn’t be able to see ANYTHING. Nothing worse than athletic dick. When I play pick up hoops my dick turns into a tic tac. My body just knows that all blood is needed to keep my heart alive so non vital organs don’t get any type of attention. I could be running with my dick and balls out every day and no one would know. They’d just wonder why I have a mole between my legs.