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Loyal Texans Brute Goes Off Defending DeShaun Watson And Is The Epitome Of A Blind Die-Hard Fan

That’s right. Shove it, Ki-an, and your hot as fuck takes. Screw giving your people toothpaste as you’re lucky after we let your land survive at all after we beat ya’ll’s ass in WWII. What Axis Power country are you kicking those balls around in, anyways? Italy?

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Oh…Ireland. Whatever. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? NO! And it’s not over till Bayshaun Watson gets his due credit. That’s for damn sure. Watson’s a nice guy (genuinely true). He’ll probably you everyone a gamecheck so you can buy something to stick up your ass. Here’s a look at one Texan fan’s live look of shock, awe, and joy at the prospect of both free money and posterior pleasures:

Now the reaction was over this, albeit nitpicking, thread Cian Fahey posted regarding Deshaun’s performance:

As well as other shade thrown in Watson’s direction. Say what you want about the analysis, but you can hate the pure, raw emotion of fandom from that Loyal Texans Brute. The man may not know his WWII history or be able to count to potato but he’ll live, fight, and die for his boy DeShaun and the Houston Texans. Texas Forever.