Man U. Fans are Politely Asked to Stop Singing About Their Player's 24-Inch Penis
SPOTTED: Man United fans new chant for Romelu Lukaku. ???????? pic.twitter.com/oeFcVk8cth
— SPORF (@Sporf) September 13, 2017
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UK – GLOBAL football phenomenon Romelu Lukaku has pleaded with fans to stop chanting about his “24-inch penis” during games.
ROMELU Lukaku has spoken out over the “racist” song row — insisting Manchester United fans “mean well” but must show respect.
Anti-racism campaigners Kick It Out demanded action from Old Trafford chiefs, claiming crude references to Lukaku’s manhood in a terrace chant re-enforce racial stereotypes.
The chant surfaced in United’s 3-0 Champions League group win over Basel last week, as fans described the star signing as “our Belgian scoring genius, with a 24-inch penis”. …
“Great backing since I joined United,” the former Everton striker said. “Fans have meant well with their songs but let’s move on together. #RespectEachOther.” …
“The lyrics used in the chant are offensive and discriminatory,” a Kick It Out spokesman told The Times.
“Racist stereotypes are never acceptable in football or wider society, irrespective off any intention to show support for a player.”
OK, well this is good to know. Especially for those of us from Boston, who have a reputation for yelling out racially insensitive stuff at opposing players. In an effort to prove we’re woke and this is no longer Tom Yawkey’s Boston, you might think you’re complimenting a guy by congratulating him on his massive penis, but no matter well intentioned you are, it’s wrong. That’s a good life tip.
Frankly, I wish we were at the point where you could celebrate the size of your heroes’ wangs, but we are not there yet. Unfortunately. It would seem to me that talking about a guy having a 2-foot dick would be a positive, but stereotypes are in the eye of the beholder. And if Romelu Lukaku feels it’s perpetuating a negative one, well that is perfectly reasonable and his prerogative. We can all stand with Kick It Out. #RespectEachOther and all that. I will speak on behalf of all Boston Irishmen though and say that if you want to sing songs about us having huge dongs with a bellend by our toes, be our guests. No offense on our end. But you won’t be hearing that stuff from us.
PS. So in England they use the Metric system for everything except measuring dick length? I’d think you’d want that number in millimeters. Go figure.