If You Get Your Bootleg DVD's From A Mexican Guy In Melrose Park You're Probably Going To Need Netflix Now

CHICAGO (Sun-Times Media Wire) – A west suburban Melrose Park man was arrested Tuesday after officers allegedly found hundreds of bootleg DVDs and recording equipment in his car during a traffic stop. Prudencio Nepomuceno-Zayuca, 39, of the 1200 block of North 17th Avenue in Melrose Park, faces one felony count of unlawful use of recorded sounds or images, as well as traffic citations failure to yield to emergency vehicle and driving on a suspended license, according to a news release from Chicago police.Officers stopped his car in the 5400 block of North Harlem Avenue after he failed to yield to an ambulance with its emergency equipment activated, police said. The vehicle was impounded after police discovered he was driving on a suspended license. When police searched the vehicle as part of impound procedures, they discovered 400 bootleg DVDs, 500 blank DVDs, labels, label-making equipment and two pieces of recording equipment, police claim. Some of the bootleg movies are still in theaters, police said. At a hearing Wednesday, Nepomuceno-Zayuca was released on a $10,000 personal recognizance bond, according to Cook County State’s Attorney’s office spokesman Stephen Campbell. He will next appear in court March 11.
Poor fucking Prudencio. Not enough that we live in 2014 and everyone has free movies and tv and music as long as they have half a brain and a working internet connection, now he gets busted on a routine traffic stop with 10,000 copies of “The World’s End” and “Meet the Browns”. Just can’t have worse luck than that. Fat, dumb, and a the Mexican version of Paramount entertainment in Melrose Park is no way to go through life Prudencio, no way at all.

Interesting play having the widest nose of all time. Not sure what’s going on with that.

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