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Things We Learned Today - The Online Motorized Scooter Auction World Is A Cold Cold Place




So I have some good news and some bad news. First the bad news


I did not win a motorized scooter. I waited all day for the auction and then when the time came it was over in a flash. Mayhem in the Cat Cave. I bid on all of them and they flew up to 400 a pop and before I could calculate in my head if I could pay rent and my bookie while also purchasing a 400 dollar shopping cart scooter it was gone. 2 were sold on site and 2 online, were the 2 online purchased by a Stoolie trying to fuck with me? Who knows.  The point is I lost. Total auction rookie shit. In way over my head. I was a kitten walking into a Lions Den. But at the end of the day there is nothing I can say except I fucked up. I let you down. I let Stoolie Nation down. I took Emeka Okafor and Caron Butler, they’re not bad, but I fucked up.



Now for the good news. I obviously was not going to leave the auction empty handed, that would have made me a sucker. So what did I get? Oh I don’t know, how about this bomb ass laminated bench.







So what am I going to do with this laminated bench? I’ll tell you exactly what I’m going to do. I’m going to start a journey. You can’t buy your dreams in one day, you have to earn it. Nothing in life worth having came easy. So here’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to use this laminated bench on Craigslist and start trading up until I get to my destination, a motorized shopping cart. It may take a month, it may take a year, but I’m ready for it. Like the man that traded a paper clip for a house. Big Cat’s Craigslist adventure starts tomorrow. I’ll get that scooter, if it’s the last thing I do.





Hindsight being 20/20 making this video was slightly premature.