Is "Like Poop Through A Diarrhea Infected Goose" The New Go To Hockey Goal Phrase?

 

 

I think it is right? Forget Bottle Knocker, 5-hole, and laser, when you need to describe a goal you go to animal bowel movements. I mean let’s be honest, I didn’t know how to describe that Jamie Benn goal, it was nice but I had no clue what to call it, and then the announcer took the words directly out of my mouth. It was Diarrhea. Jamie Benn went through that defense like diarrhea. Perfect. Hockey in Dallas, fuck it, we’ll do it live.