— Elizabeth Church (@lizchurchto) March 3, 2014
How about Rob going all Hollywood on us in less than 48 hours. Fat mumbling mess with an untucked shirt and crumpled tie on Saturday, suave movie star with a six pack by Monday. I guess it’s true what they say, black is a slimming color.
By far the best part of this Oscar/Kimmel trip Rob Ford is making is that he keeps tweeting out bogus excuses for why he’s there. Like he’s actually trying to get people in Los Angeles to go to Toronto and not just in LA to party his face off and get fucked up beyond belief. Stop the charade Mayor Ford, we love you just the way you are.
This is now in my head