Well then. That settles that. I will never go outside again in my entire life. Yes Australia has hot women, and good beer, and awesome beaches. But you know what it also has? Snakes that eat alligators whole. Snakes that make me want to shit my pants even though I’m 10,000 miles away. Give me gross alley rats that eat out of my trash over this motherfucker any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Classic, “Shit, I’m totally screwed aren’t I?” Face.
That’s the same face I make when I get drunk and bet too many college basketball games on a Saturday night. The worst.