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Verne Troyer's Drive By Dunk Challenge Is A Bundle Full Of Joy And Happiness

SEND IT. See, it’s the little things in life. No matter how bad your case of the Mondays Thursdays life can get, watching a little guy get out of his pimped out Power Wheels and dunk on a Fischer Price hoop will put a smile on your face. It’s a thing of beauty. Not all Little People are complete fun-sized dickbeans who try to get you fired. Verne seems like decent people. And don’t discount the ups. That was a solid 3-millimeter vertical from our boy before throwing it down. Put him in the running with these midgie brahs for the best little dunkers on Middle Earth:

Party Peter Dinklage was smart to keep off the tracks and not play D. Plus no lifeguard on duty is legitimately scary. That tub might as well be Davy Jones’ Locker for any dwarf to dares to enter without floaties. Good for them to live the dream while on the edge.

Little people. Is there anything they can’t do? Well, yes. But kudos to them for their help finding the happy place in all of us.