Spooky Ghost Update: Are You A Gayball If You Looked At Tiger's Dick Before Lindsey Vonn's Ass?

So by now I’m sure everybody has heard that Spooky Ghost hacked Lindsey Vonn’s cell phone and Tigers dick was hanging low like a boss. Big old dick. Yeah I know it’s unethical to look but come on we’re still red blooded Americans. My hands were tied. I had to look. It’s Tigers dick for god sakes. The real question is what pics did you look at first? Did you look at Lindsey Vonn’s ass or Tiger hog? For me it was a no brainer. I went straight to Tiger’s dick. Yeah I know Lindsay Vonn has a spectacular ass and that should have been the headliner since I’m a straight heterosexual male, but Tiger’s dick is front page news and that’s just a fact jack. In fact you may kinda be a gayball if you didn’t look at Tiger’s dick first. Figure that one out. It makes such little sense that it makes perfect sense.