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The Story Of Coco Jumbo, Ivy Leaguee and Vybe The Drag Queens Rescuing A Man Who Was Randomly Attacked On The Street Is Laugh Out Loud Funny

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Source - A MAN who was decked by a coward punch while on a night out in Sydney, and said he feared for his life, was rescued by a trio of unlikely saviours. Ivan Flinn, 34, from Surry Hills, said that during the attack earlier this month he hoped someone would come to his rescue. Help did arrive but not in the form he expected.

“I really thought I was going to die, I was praying for a hero and I got three angels,” he told news.com.au. Those “angels” were three drag queens by the names of Coco Jumbo, Ivy Leaguee and Vybe

Luke Karakia, who performs under the name Ivy Leaguee, ended up getting injured scuffling in the middle of the road with one of the alleged attackers.“Those boys sh*t themselves, they weren’t ready for some drag queens on top of them”.

Mr Flinn is so grateful to the three for racing in to his rescue he’s helped raise $1000 to help them pay for their wigs and high heels that were damaged in the fracas.

Ivan said he had left a local bar on the strip of Oxford Street after midnight on August 6 and noticed a group of rowdy people behind him. Mr Flinn alleges one of the man then attacked him, ripped his shirt and punched him, dislocating his jaw.”

“After the punch I was stunned but the next thing I knew Ivy went in and was scrapping with the guy who punched me. They’re in the middle of the road, cars swerving around them, tooting, and I saw the guy rip her wig off. They were bashing each other and she’s still wearing her high heels.”

“And then little Ivan walked into the middle of it.” Ivy said she saw Mr Flinn get attacked and she wasn’t having it. “I said, ‘you want to pick on little guys, you’ll need to fight the big freak. I’m a man underneath all of this, so let’s go.” Luke Waqa, who performs as Coco Jumbo, also piled in. “A guy pushed Ivy so I picked him up and threw him into the gutter.

“He tried to run away and I chased him into the oncoming traffic. I’m surprised my wig didn’t come off.” Coco said. Ivy’s wig certainly did come off in the scuffle — it was destroyed — while she said she sustained injuries on her leg as the two of them grappled on the road.

She thought the attackers came off worse though. “These big burly guys couldn’t even throw a punch, all they could do was pull hair and run.” Ivy said she wasn’t afraid, “I don’t have a problem defending myself.  There comes a time when you fight back and you don’t care if you’ll get hurt or what happens to your wig.”

“They saved my life, I wanted to thank them”. Coco said she had a simple message for the homophobes: “Don’t mess with gay people. Let alone two men dressed as women. Silly boys.”

“It’s all just materials at the end of the day, there’s no use crying over split lace.  “We’re just glad Ivan’s OK”.

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted video footage of something more than I do this fight. I’d pay to see these bruisers  in the ring. Coco Jumbo, Ivy League, and Vybe laying down the law like Stone Cold in the Attitude Era. Poor Ivan must have been so confused. Gets punched into oblivion only to wake up to three drag queens doing going to town on his attacker. I imagine it’s similar to watching a fight scene in Avatar. Especially when the wigs started falling off. Which they mentioned no less than five times.

“You don’t care if you’ll get hurt or what happens to your wig. A guy pushed Ivy so I picked him up and threw him into the gutter.”

A perfect blend of stereotypical femininity combined with brutal violence. “Oh yeah he ripped my wig so I tossed him into the gutter like the midget from Wolf Of Wall Street.”  The more they talk about wigs the more violent the fight gets.

“He tried to run away and I chased him into the oncoming traffic. I’m surprised my wig didn’t come off.” There comes a time when you fight back and you don’t care if you’ll get hurt or what happens to your wig.”

The fight started over injustice but was finished over hair. Best part is those sassy bitches rubbed salt in the wound.

“These big burly guys couldn’t even throw a punch, all they could do was pull hair and run.”

Laugh out loud funny. Being physically AND verbally emasculated by a guy in a dress has got to be a tough pill to swallow. Especially if you hate dudes in dresses. You’d think their attacker would’ve done a little research before picking a fight in the vicinity of drag queens. It’s easy to forget that they’re in character. Ivy said it herself, “I’m a man underneath all of this, so let’s go.”

At the end of the day it was a fairy tail ending. Ivan was saved, the queens got their wigs back and the attacker was served a fabulous dose of justice. Probably thought it was all a dream until he saw the glitter and bruises