Toxins In India Have Turned Dogs Into An Adorable Hue Of Blue


Authorities in Mumbai have shut down a manufacturing company after it was accused of dumping untreated industrial waste and dyes into a local river that resulted in 11 dogs turning blue.It was shocking to see how the dog’s white fur had turned completely blue,” said Arati Chauhan, head of the Navi Mumbai Animal Protection Cell, told the Times. “We have spotted almost five such dogs here and have asked the pollution control board to act against such industries.”

Chauhan had posted images of the blue dogs on the group’s Facebook page, saying the “pollutants from Taloja Industrial area not only ruining the water bodies affecting humans there but also affecting animals, birds, reptiles”.

Before the rumor mill gets going, let me be on the record as saying that I’m not for pollution under any circumstances at all. Never. I love the Earth and think that we should take care of it. Period.

That being said, if dogs are gonna start looking like Blue from the Emmy Award winning show Blue’s Clues, you gotta be on board with India continuing to drop a little sumthin sumthin in the rivers every now and then. I mean, look at these fuckers.

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Very cute! Very good! Very blue!


Now, I don’t know if I would pet these dogs because they look like they can give you cancer in the blink of an eye, but I would certainly throw a ball for them. I wouldn’t pick the ball up with my bare hands. Dont worry about that. I’m not an idiot. I’d use like a lacrosse stick or something. Lots of logistics still need to be worked out concerning playing with the blue dogs, but I can feel it in my plums; when everything’s ironed out, this is gonna be wonderful.