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GOOD NEWS: You Can Buy The Phillie Phanatic's 1988 White Van That For Some Reason Exists

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CRAIGSLIST – Get a peice of Philadelphia history. This is the phillie Phanatic van that was used by the phanatic to travel to the games.

1. 1988 Ford econline 150
1. Second row seating
2. Has a lot of room
3. Currently has 162,400 miles
4. Runs very good.
5. Carpeted floor to ceiling and great for tailgating.
7. You will be the talk of the town with this ride!

A STEAL at $2,800 OBO

You see that? It’s a STEAL! I mean, how can you not throw down a paycheck (or 18 for someone who would actually buy this) at the Phanatic’s old creepy ride down nostalgia lane. It “Has a lot of room” and “Runs very good”. What a sell! At least it’s not windowless. The Phanatic was a couple of tinted windows from being a lifetime resident on the Megan’s Law website. But for real, what a buy. Just look at this interior.

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If you needed to a shot for shot remake of a scene from Boogie Nights with just slightly more chlamydia rubbed into the fabric, this van’s for you! And the back is perfect for any modern day Buffalo Bill and his couch:

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So hurry up and purchase this one of a kind item before it’s too late and/or a homeless vagrant rightfully declares it his own.

PS – Gonna throw it out there, and I base this on no evidence whatsoever, but I bet Von Hayes fucked in this van. The dude just looks like he’d get down with beating cheeks in the back of mascot transportation.

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