Mary Grams Is A Liar Who Is Lying About Losing Her Engagement Ring In Her Garden

When Mary Grams lost her diamond engagement ring in the garden in 2004, she thought it was gone for good.

This week it was found on a carrot, plucked from the soil on the family farm.

“I recognized it right away,” she said.

Grams, 84, said she thinks she lost the ring while pulling a large weed from the garden in September 2004.

“We looked high and low on our hands and knees,” she said. “We couldn’t find it. I thought for sure either they rototilled it or something happened to it.”

She has had the ring since 1951, a year before she married her husband, Norman. After it was lost she quickly replaced it.

“I didn’t tell him, even, because I thought for sure he’d give me heck or something,” she said.

This is the story that is taking over the internet right now. Everyone is freaking out about Mary Grams and her engagement ring carrot. Everywhere you look, people are talking about this carrot ring and I’m sick of it, folks. I cant. Clearly, Mary is a liar.

Mary just has the look about her of someone who is looking for a little carrot-induced fame. Sitting in her garden with her amazing accent thinkin bout how she’s gonna get a little internet fame. All the while having the most dynamite cat sweater game I’ve ever seen. Find that same sweater on eBay. It’s damn near impossible. If you do find it, it won’t be available with the Buy Now option. That’s for damn sure.

“I dunno, Chaps. Show us the picture of the carrot with the ring on it. I heard that was floating around, too. Gonna be hard to dispute that.”

Oh. You heard about that? Fine. Here it is.

Seems pretty open and shut, right? No way ole Mary could fake this one.

Well, what if I told you that you could grow an apple in a bottle?

“Ok. An apple in a bottle is insane. But there’s no way you can make a pear look like Buddha. That’d be too much. Too hard.”

Hate to say it but I think that little pear Buddha proves that Mary was lying. Sad.