Daily Dot - Thursday marks Kylie Jenner‘s 20th birthday, and she’s celebrating with purpose, vigor, and an opulent ice sculpture of her butt.
The reality TV star on Wednesday night took in her boyfriend Travis Scott‘s L.A. concert, then attended a star-studded surprise birthday party organized by her famous family. Kim, Khloe, Kris, and Kendall were in attendance, in addition to Khloe’s date Tristan Thompson.
That’s when you know you’ve made it. When you are surprised at your birthday party with an ice sculpture of your own ass. Most people turn 20 and they want to see other people’s asses- not when you’re a Kardashian though. You get a mold made of your own posterior and flaunt it in everyone’s face that you are better than them. It’s such an alpha move that us normies would never even think to do.
And not only that, she had a photoshoot taken to commemorate the birthday.
Nothing says happy 20th birthday quite like gifting yourself an Instagram showing the world a little bit of nip. When you’re worth mid 9 figures, I guess that’s one of the only things that gets you going.
So happy birthday, Kylie. Enjoy the ass sculptures and the photoshoots and the hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars. Celebrities, they’re just like the rest of us!
PS: Sup Kendall