Ain't No Fail Like A Rope Swing Fail Cause A Rope Swing Fail Don't Stop!

Hut hut hut hut! What a literal fall from grace. I’m not even sure if this qualifies as an actual rope swing fail. This is more of a gravity awareness campaign. He didn’t even give himself a realistic chance of grabbing his only lifeline from a shattered left side. That’s what you get for trying to snag a rope out of the air like you’re straight out of Assassin’s Creed. Now rub some dirt on it and try again. This time countdown from 3 like normal humans instead of 9 like goddamn animals.

But, hey, it’s Monday in the waning days of Summer. Enjoy the rope swing disasters while they last. Also, the last vid below features the most diggers seen since watching Donovan McNabb attempt to hit multiple 5-yard outs.