Channing Tatum Breaks It Down At A Gas Station With An Elderly Black Woman

Paging all celebrities: this is how you ingratiate yourself with the masses. I don’t care how contrived this video was; hot famous dude dancing with black gas station lady will have Americans swooning in the streets. Oh, and it doesn’t hurt that Channing Tatum is one of the greatest white dancers since Michael Jackson. His arms and legs look like they’re made of overcooked linguini.

Perhaps the most impressive part of this video is how well Beatrice handled herself. She was ordering Channing around like she knew that he’d be subservient due to having the name Channing, which should be a verb instead of a name. She was cool, calm, and collected, almost as though A-list movie stars stroll into that station on a daily basis to buy Starbucks bottled fraps, string cheese, and beef jerky. Not her first brodeo. Almost made Channing look foolish for thinking he was going to blow her mind with his presence. Almost. Until he started dancing.

Hey racism, guess what?

After all these years, racism in America is obsolete. Our long national nightmare is over. Channing Tatum and Beatrice Gasolina eradicated racism and other countries should follow our lead. You’re welcome, uh, Poland.