THROWBACK: The Supreme Court Just Got Extra Sexy, Adds Ruth Bader Ginsburg To The Mix


August 10, 1993 – Ruth Bader Ginsburg became the 107th Supreme Court justice today, sworn in at a small private ceremony in the court’s oak-paneled Conference Room, a secretive place where the justices decide how to rule on cases.

While her husband, Martin, held the Bible, Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist administered the judicial oath, and Ginsburg promised to provide “justice without respect to persons and do equal right to the poor and to the rich.” … With Clinton and Rehnquist standing at her side, the court’s second female appointee spoke about the value of diversity and said she expects to see the day when as many women as men are appointed to the federal bench.

Have mercy! More like Ruth Bae-der Ginsburg, amirite? Good lord. Almost makes me want to break the law just so I can be in her court room. I know the Supreme Court isn’t the same thing as criminal court but I still don’t necessarily know how it works so you’ll have to forgive me.

And that’s exactly why the Supreme Court needs RBG. Nobody gives a shit about or cares to know anything about the judicial system in America. At least not at the federal level. So what’s the easiest way to get people to start paying attention? Throwing this sexy ass minx up on the bench and letting her do her thing. I’d pay upwards of $8 per month to stream Supreme Court hearings just so I can watch baby girl handle that gavel. This guy knows what I’m talking about. Up top!

But seriously. Sup?