Oh Pierre wasn’t enough? The Pelican that wanted to rape all of your children?
K, well let’s just bring out a gigantic man baby with a crown that loves cake?
— WWL-TV Sports (@wwltvsports) February 25, 2014
Yeah it’s technically a Mardi Gras tradition but nothing says wholesome fun like a Baby that makes you want to never sleep again.
Seriously Pelicans, what in the actual fuck.