The Pelicans Continue To Reinvent The Creepy Mascot Game

Oh Pierre wasn’t enough? The Pelican that wanted to rape all of your children?

K, well let’s just bring out a gigantic man baby with a crown that loves cake?

I mean, I just have no words. None. #KingCakeBaby pic.twitter.com/XImGbskCNP

— WWL-TV Sports (@wwltvsports) February 25, 2014

Yeah it’s technically a Mardi Gras tradition but nothing says wholesome fun like a Baby that makes you want to never sleep again.

Seriously Pelicans, what in the actual fuck.