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Hey Daddio: Don't Piss On My Family Of Three While We Are Enjoying A Metallica Concert

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GLENDALE, AZ – A man was arrested at a Metallica concert in Glendale after it’s believed he urinated on a family, including peeing on a 10-year-old girl.

According to court paperwork, a family was at the University of Phoenix on Friday, August 4 attending the Metallica concert when they “felt warm liquid washing over their backs and legs.”

A man, his wife, and their 10-year-old daughter were seated in front of 44-year-old Daniel Daddio.

The man turned around and saw Daddio behind him holding onto his genitals. He confronted Daddio asking why he had peed on his daughter, and he said Daddio’s response was to shrug.

Fucking Daddio, man. Daddio is a long time stoolie who was just out for a little music and a couple of deep reds with the boys. Next thing you know, he’s a few too many full bodied reds deep and ends up holding his dick and letting it rip in section 343 at the Metallica concert. Truly, there but for the grace of God go I.

We’ve seen this tale too many times. A fella gets a little drunk with his pals and ends up urinating in an inappropriate spot. It could be an airport.

or in an elevator

or the old classic on a door handle gag.

Either way, no one wants to be peed on at a concert. I’m not sure what the dad really wanted as a response either. What answer would have been good enough? “Why did you pee on my daughter during the third verse of Enter Sandman, pal?”

All you can do is shrug and get punched in the face because, at that point, you’ve already pissed on a family of three so Nothing Else Matters.