Here's Putin Swimming Around Catching Fish By The Damn Eyes

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Savage move from Putin to be catching fish by the damn eyes. I don’t always fish with my bare hands but when I do I usually go for more of a body grab. Maybe slide the fingers into the gills for some extra grip. Not Putin. Putin digs his fingers right into the pike’s eyes like it’s a fucking bowling ball. Incredible. Of course we should be concerned about this guy.

Between Putin here and Eldrick in the Bahamas you really gotta start feeling like a bitch if you’re using any equipment outside of your hands to snag aquatic creatures.