Come enjoy half price pizzas all night. Every pizza on the menu is 50% off starting at 5. Don't forget trivia night debuts tomorrow nite.
— RedRocks H Street (@RedRocksHStreet) January 7, 2014
— Sprinkles Cupcakes (@sprinkles) January 7, 2014
Wear shorts today get any 24 oz Smoothie absolutely Free – no catch!
— TSC Ballston (@TSCBallston) January 7, 2014
Warm up today w/ a special Vino Caliente Cuban spiced mulled wine- free when you mention “It never freezes in Havana” Purchase of entrée req
— Cuba Libre DC (@CubaLibreDC) January 7, 2014
Celebrate Russian Christmas with Us at Mari Vanna DC! Free Comp. Vodka shot till 7pm for everyone!!! See you there! pic.twitter.com/ihkfN1xoYS
— Mari Vanna DC (@MariVannaDC) January 7, 2014
This just in: Temp with the wind chill is -10º at Caltort HQ in Rockville, MD. So, we pay you .10¢ to eat queso today with any purchase!
— California Tortilla (@caltort) January 7, 2014
Have you heard about the weather? The USA is one giant igloo at this point. Definitely not too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around. So a bunch of places are giving free food or drinks to try to get people to be a hero and leave their house. I know a guy with two thumbs who won’t be doing that. Earlier today I tried to do the boiling water turning to snow trick. Thought it would be a wacky bit. I ended up splashing the pot of water straight into my face. So that burned a little. I tried again and it sort of worked except I failed in recording it and it’s about 20 degrees too warm for it to really work anyway, so now I just have a shit ton of ice on the front walk.
PS: if you leave your house in 0 degrees to say “sugar vortex” to get a cupcake, just swandive off a bridge.