Happy Birthday To The Greatest Boss In The World, ARod

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I couldn’t go today without mentioning the birthday of my boss, ARod. Working for ARod Corp the past 2 years has been nothing short of a dream come true. Managing our inboxes, signing baseballs, doing doodles on our notepad, pumping gas in our suits, you name it, we’ve been crushing it here at ARod Corp. And for all of you out there that are thinking, Hey Big Cat, you don’t actually work for ARod Corp, ARod doesn’t even know you exist, I say EGG ON YOUR FACE SIR.

Last night I received a hand delivered package straight from the top. A work uniform and coffee mug delivered by an associate of the Corp with a personal message from ARod himself saying “thank you for all your hard work for the Corp”. Don’t believe me? Just look at the picture.

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So thank you again to ARod, best boss in the world. Wouldn’t want to work for anyone else on earth. And as a token of my gratitude I have gotten my boss a present. An email address that I will personally manage. Yes, I said it, an email address that has messages that have all been opened so as to keep business moving, or as we say in the Corp a perfectly managed inbox. Can’t wait to see what the future holds for the Corp. The world is our oyster.

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