This Boxer's Urine Sample After A 12 Round Fight Will Make You Never Want To Get Into A Physical Altercation Ever Again

There’s so many reasons why you should never become a boxer. It’s a dying sport, it’s incredibly expensive to get legit training in, paychecks only come in a few times a year, they’re only DECENT if you’re at the very highest level, and no matter what level you’re at, you are giving yourself permanent brain damage in the form of CTE. Still, I feel like we all watch Rocky and said “I’d like to give that a try.” Those of us that are UFC fans DREAM of stepping into the octagon and getting into a war like it’s the final of The Ultimate Fighter, fully understanding the risks, and just dreaming. It’s like baseball fans picturing themselves stepping to the plate in Game 7 of the World Series.

Seeing Ruslan Provodnikov’s piss the color of cranberry juice just exonerated those thoughts from my brain forever. I know it probably hurts a fuck ton to get hit in the face for twelve rounds, and I know it probably hurts even more to get knocked out cold, but I’d rather have that happen than piss blood. Fuuuuuuuck that.