If Terrell Owens Had An Ounce Of Pride, He'd Hop On The Ice With Kris Letang
Kris Letang had to miss the entire 2017 Stanley Cup Playoffs after getting neck surgery back in April that doctors said would keep him out for 4-6 months. So that puts him back anywhere from August to October, but since Kris Letang is HOCKEY TOUGH, he got a little workout in with T.O. the other day. Bad idea because now it looks like Letang will have to miss the beginning of the season with a pair of broken ankles. Clearly it wasn’t his finest moment and wasn’t the finest moment for hockey players as a whole.
Now I’m not a fool. I understand that elite level NFL wide receivers are supposed to be quicker on their feet than hockey players. But T.O. hasn’t played in the NFL since 2010 and still put Letang on skates. Not good! But speaking of skates, I think that’s the only way to make this fair. T.O. got to go up against Letang on his surface of choice. Now Letang should be able to do some agility drills against T.O. on his surface of choice. If Terrell Owens had any ounce of pride left in his body, he’d lace up a pair of skates and get out on the ice with Letang. If he holds his own out there, then I’m willing to admit that NFL players are maybe better athletes than NHL players. But if he gets embarrassed and ends up on his ass? Well then they’re basically just sharks and lions. Obviously a lion is going to murder a shark on land but a lion in the water is going to get equally as fucked up.