(Insert Lonzo Ball is already a better LA QB than Jared Goff joke here)
After all the LaVar Ball talk, we finally get to watch Lonzo do the kind of shit that made him the number 2 pick. Like pull off magician passes and make the Lakers relevant again. I feel like the Celtics and Lakers having back-to-back picks in what could be the most stacked draft in years means that multiple matchups in The Finals down the road is inevitable because the basketball gods get off on that green and gold rivalry.
And speaking of LaVar, I didn’t see his reaction to that pass. But I’m guessing it was either something like this.
Or actually probably something closer to this.
Regardless, I am all for Lonzo being good so LaVar can keep doing wrestling heel shit. And I want De’Aaron Fox to be awesome too so that rivalry with him and Lonzo as well as their dads becomes a legit thing.
That being said, Lonzo’s not going to Springfield yet.
And dropping 36, 11, and 8 is nice. But the Big Baller Brand can’t count last night as a W for the #brand.
What the fuck is that about?!? Did the only functioning pair of ZO2s break or something? Tell LiAngelo to get his ass back into the basement and start stitching again. He can go to UCLA when his family no longer needs him to be a shoe cobbler.
Also, look who just so happened to be at the Lakers summer league game on a Wednesday night instead of getting his proverbial dick sucked at the ESPYS by the Worldwide Leader.
I may trademark LAbron so every newspaper in the world has to pay me royalties when they use it on their backpage after he signs with the Lakeshow.