I Need To Find Out What Savages Are Trashing the Barstool Bathrooms?

I am still legit furious about this. I just don’t get how any human could do this? Who the fuck throws their trash on top of the trash can when there is a huge trashcan right next to it? You just have to be the type of guy who likes to watch the world burn to pull a stunt like this. A screw is loose. You are a deviant. A social misfit. A legit threat to society. There is NO other explanation for this behavior. I think it’s a legit fireable offense. That’s how outrageous it is. To quote George Costanza…We’re living in a society!