You Can Relax, We Got To The Bottom Of The Kim Kardashian Cocaine Situation... It Was A Marble Table

I’ll tell you what, I believe her. Call me naive, call me a fool, call me whatever you’d like but I believe Kim Kardashian. That was a marble table, not cocaine. If I was a hater I’d say that she’s rich enough to fly this new marble table into her hotel and send some patsy out to Dylan’s Candy Shop in order to keep the lie going, but I’m no hater and I’ve never been accused of such awfulness.

But if you think I believe Kim Kardashian doesn’t do cocaine or hasn’t done cocaine then you are a crazy person. Of course she does. In this particular instance then yeah, it was most likely a marble table. I’ll give her that. But that doesn’t change the fact that the rich girl from Beverly Hills absolutely does cocaine.

You know how I know that? Right after Kim explained that she’s “not about that life, never been about that life” she went to show it’s not cocaine with a wipe of the table and did this…

You don’t go at fake lines with one finger unless you ARE, in fact, “about that life.” You know what my mom does when she sees a mess on the table? You know what my nana does? She goes in with the full hand wipe because that’s how you cover the most surface area and get the job done smartly. One finger would never cross their mind. You know how drug users go for a fake line wipe? With one finger.

Congratulations, Kim, you told on yourself.