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AARON JUDGE JUST DOMINATED THE HOME RUN DERBY (LIVE BLOG)

THIS IS CRAZY. El Gary just went bananas to beat the defending champ Giancarlo Stanton. Despite Giancarlo’s pitcher being the biggest cheater in the history of baseball and pitching whenever he felt like, Sanchez prevailed by one home run. It was a wild roller coaster of emotions.

WHERE YOU AT LOGAN MORRISON???? 17 homers later just absolutely mashing the ball. All of his outs came on quick line drives, it was perfect.

Justin Bour absolutely blasted balls hitting 22 in the first round. I was nervous to say the least, that was until Aaron Judge came to the plate. He put on a SHOW, AN ABSOLUTE CLINIC.

I stopped watching the ESPN telecast because every time Jessica Mendoza speaks I want to punch myself. It’s embarrassing how bad the announcing is without Chris Berman saying, “BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK.” The fact that Berman’s first derby missing out is the one with the greatest hitter in the history of the sport. Everyone tune into the spanish announcing team over at ESPN 2

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EL GARY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED

EL GARY burnt himself out in the first round, but it was oh so worth it. Fuck you Logan Morrison. We’re all in on Aaron Judge now, as if we weren’t already.

CODY BELLINGER VS. AARON JUDGE

Cody got tired quick and ended up with 12 bombs. Respectable, but the best hitter of all time doesn’t get tired. Time for the encore of the best four minutes ever….

Judge is missing balls on the bat and they’re going in the second deck OPPO….

FIVE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN FEET………..

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Cody Bellinger good job good effort. Aaron Judge is the best hitter EVERRRRRRRRRR

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FINAL ROUND: SANO VS. JUDGE

Sano got a bullshit 30 second bonus on a ball that definitely didn’t go 440 feet. Ball literally hit the 429 sign in left, ERRONEOUS ON ALL ACCOUNTS.

BALL DON’T LIE…Sano didn’t homer in the bonus time. So…..Sano only hit 10 in the finals. Should Judge use one hand?

AARON JUDGE IS THE GOAT. Dude just absolutely DOMINATED. He’s absolutely unbelievable, that was the greatest thing I’ve ever watched.

The World Series is back on folks. The Judge and El Gary are here to save us from Tanaka ruining everything fun.

Aaron Judge has accounted for about five of the ten happiest moments of my life and I’m not embarrassed by the slightest bit.

Hey Kevin! Someone a little salty over there? Keep grasping for those straws baby!

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A Rod just called Judge the LeBron James of baseball…

BUY a shirt boys and girls. Let’s have ourselves a second half.

For anyone in NYC on Saturday it looks like we’re going to be having a watch party for the big series in Boston this weekend. Game is at 4PM so I will tweet out the details when we’re 100% locked in.

Follow me on Twitter @ehubbs13

End of live blog…time to pop some champagne.