A Policeman Told This Fella He Was Absolutely Naked. What Say You?

I’m not a lawyer but I kinda believe the cop when he says that this young stoolie was absolutely naked. Why? Because I can see with my own eyes that he was clearly naked. Sure, they blurred out parts of the video but I know whats under that blurred out portion. A penis and anus. There’s a penis and an anus under there.

Where the cop and I started to have a differing opinion is when he says that being naked isn’t normal.

Being naked is wild normal. In fact, I’m naked as fuck right now. Dick just laying ever so gently on my office chair. The maids won’t be here for another hour and the house is completely empty. You gonna arrest me too? Doubt it.

Additionally, I’m sweaty as hell. Not because I’m on drugs but because it’s hot. There’s nothing wrong with being naked and sweaty. Where our young pal really screwed the pooch is when he tried to open the cop’s car door. Gonna be hard to explain that one to the judge. If I were the young fella, I’d say that I was being a southern gentleman. Just because your dick is making noise on the highway doesnt mean you cant mind your manners and open a door for a public servant.