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Donald Trump Tries To Shake The Hand Of Poland's First Lady And Nope

Eeeeeeeee. Not a good time for this, Donnie. The world is on the brink of nuclear war and Poland(!) is making us look silly. I don’t care if it was unintentional; we can’t have it bud. If you want to shake someone’s hand, grab their shoulder and lock it in. Scream at them. Hell, give her dap like an absolute lunatic–anything is better than a whiff. This is not the time to be throwing up handshake airballs. Kim Jong Un is going to turn this into a gif and giggle over it all night long as he eats his jello, and that really grinds my gears.

This followed what appears to have been a classic Trump speech, in which he attacked Obama, the media, and US intelligence agencies. I guess Poland absolutely loves Trump. Who’d have thought? If you’re bored, you can check that out here:

I’m not a political guy so I’ll let you guys hash it out amongst yourselves.