Swaggy P Signs With The Warriors!!!

Looooooove this move out of Golden State. Yeah I’m sure there are advanced stat named PERTYWAP or some shit that says Swaggy’s game will translate perfectly into the Warriors offense.

But I love the move because it means there will be more Swaggy in our lives since the Warriors will play as many games as possible on national TV, even if a bunch of them end at like 1 am ET. The first time Swaggy steals a pass meant for Steph or KD so he can chuck a 3 is going to be an instant classic.

Plus you cannot discount all the good juju that comes out of having a guy like Swaggy on your team come playoff time. For one, guys like Swaggy probably keep the locker room loose in tough times. And two, everyone that doesn’t have an opinion one way or the other in The Finals ends up rooting for that guy to win a ring. It happened with JR Smith and the Cavs two years ago and it happened with JaVale McGee last year. Swaggy P is the next beloved internet star chosen by the basketball gods to get a ring (bonus Swaggy Points since D’Angelo Russell will be rotting in Brooklyn basketball purgatory in). Warriors Haters definitely took an L today while the Dubs are now must watch, even in blowouts.

The only downside I can see for the Warriors is there’s a chance No Chill Gil may make his way to his old stomping grounds in the Bay Area and starts fucking with the champs as well as Swaggy.

God I love NBA Twitter.

Hopefully the NBA gods will smile upon my Knicks soon.

If the Knicks aren’t good, at least let them be entertaining. And the Waiters Knicks blogs will write themselves just like the JR Smith ones did a few years ago.