A Psychic Not Being Able To Foresee A Car Driving Through A Restaurant's Window While He Ate Lunch Is A Bad Look For Psychics Everywhere

(Source)- Blair Robertson recalls the moment a white Lexus crashed through the front window of a restaurant in Canada, launching the psychic medium into the air and pinning him against a wall. “I didn’t foresee it happening.” Litchfield Park resident Robertson, 51, jokes about the May 30 accident even as he is recovering from injuries.

He was having lunch with a mentor and fellow psychic when the car plowed through the window at Silks Country Kitchen in Virgil, Ontario. Robertson and his friend were seated at a table by the window. “It basically sounded like a bomb going off,” Robertson said. “It took place one second in time.”

The crash was captured on a restaurant surveillance camera, which Robertson has posted on his Facebook page along with updates on how he is doing. “I see my table flying up. My friend disappears behind the table. Next thing you know I’m flying in the air and then I land. … The car grabbed my leg and pull me back down. It pinned my leg under the car in a very weird position,” he recalled, in an interview with The Arizona Republic.

With an injured left rib, swollen leg, bruises throughout his body and whiplash in his neck, Robertson is amazed he is still alive. “There must have been angels there,” Robertson said. Police said the 85-year-old woman who was driving the car was not impaired, the Toronto Sun reported.

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First of all, lets give it up for Blair Robertson eating that car crash like it was nothing at all.

Okay, moving along…

While I hate to say it, this video is an awful look for the psychic industry. I understand that psychics can’t tell you every little thing that’s going to happen in this world or else they would all be used like the sports almanac in Back To The Future 2. If you ask them guess what number you are thinking of from 1-100, there is a 99% chance they will get it wrong. Instead psychics like to muck up the waters with vibes and feelings they are getting and a bunch of other mumbo jumbo. I’m not saying that Blair should have known that he was going to get blindsided like Lawrence Taylor did to Joe Theisman once upon a time. Predicting a car coming through the window would instantly put Blair Robertson number 1 on my psychics power rankings. But the fact that TWO psychics didn’t see it coming is concerning. Not even an inkling or a “I feel some bad juju near this window, lets eat at the bar” story. I need my psychics to have some sort of Juju Meter running at all times or else they are just a professional bullshitter.

And now that this video is out, I would imagine the phone at Blair’s psychic store or kiosk or wherever he peddles his wares is pretty quiet these days. If you can’t foresee a car busting through a window when you are with your psychic mentor, you are truly worthless to the world as a psychic. He may even get some threats from fellow psychics for making them look bad or could get his psychic license revoked (if they actually have psychic licenses). I’m not sure what the future will hold and clearly neither does Blair.

But if Blair has to close up shop and find a new line of work, may I suggest something in the stuntman field. Because make no mistake about it, while Blair’s psychic abilities were not on display in that video, his ability to brush off that car crash like it was a mosquito bite was the most impressive thing I have seen all day. Dude can take a licking and keep on ticking. Blair Robertson may be an A+ name for a psychic, but I think he’s closer to David Dunn from Unbreakable than he is Professor X.