Ryan Johansen (CANADIAN) Has Just Been Named The Mayor Of Nashville
I’ve thoroughly enjoyed how much the city of Nashville has gotten behind the Predators so far these Stanley Cup Playoffs. Nashville is officially a Hockey Town and there’s no arguing that. With that being said… this is where they’ve finally gone to far.
Ryan Johansen seems like a decent fella. Seems like he means no harm as long as your name isn’t Ryan Kesler. But to make him the mayor of Nashville for the day? Let’s pump the brakes a little here, Smash Vegas. First of all, Ryan Johansen got injured these playoffs. It was a freak injury that sucks thoroughly for RyJo. But now we’re just handing out mayorship to guys because they weren’t Hockey Tough enough to play through it? No thanks. Not My Sport.
Second or third or whatever number we’re on, Ryan Johansen is from Vancouver. So here is yet another prime example of those damn goofy canuck bastards coming down here and taking jobs away from the hard working AMERICAN people. Trump can’t build that wall fast enough, eh? So take you and your stupid sexy Justin Trudeau wannabe ass out of here, bud. We’ll call you when the government is dealing with a maple syrup shortage.