Our Long National Nightmare Is Over, Rick Reilly Has Submitted His Tiger Tweet

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I went to sleep last night thinking this would be our Rick Reilly Tiger tweet. Disappointed, empty, sad. Well how stupid am I? Answer, very stupid. Because just like Bodhi never missing a 50 year storm, Rick Reilly would NEVER miss a Tiger Woods story that he can tweet about, never ever. My mistake? Not giving Rick the requisite 24 hour tweet window to come up with his best stuff. The good stuff, the creme de la creme. So without further ado, here is Rick Reilly on Tiger Woods’ DUI.

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NAILED IT. 10 out of 10. You take one thing that happened 3 years ago and then relate it to something that happened yesterday, wait 24 hours, and boom, watch those retweets and favorites roll in. The only regret is that we couldn’t work in a Kate Upton third boob joke here somewhere but beggars can’t be choosers.

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