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In Case You Missed It, Here Are Your Winner's And Losers From Last Night's State Of The Union

 

 

Winner

 

The Duck Dynasty guy, who has somehow parlayed being a duck hunter into being a guest at the State of the Union. Truly the American Dream. Bonus points for the awesome bandana.

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Loser

 

Paul Ryan’s Widow Peak, always.

 

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Winner

 

This lady who raised the roof.

 

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Loser  

 

This guy who I’m 99.9% sure died from having to stand and clap too many times.

 

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Winner

John Boehner’s perpetual “I don’t give a fuck what you’re saying right now” face. Boss move.

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Loser

John Boehner’s face almost dying of boredom right in front of our eyes.

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Winner

Joe Biden, pinky swag

 

 

 

 

 

Loser

Joe Biden forgetting how camera’s work and that everyone in America is looking directly at his face.

 

 

Joe Biden's Shit-Eating Grin is the GIF of the Union

 

 

Winner

 

Jill Biden going with the camo cast and still looking hot.

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Loser

This lady who I’m pretty sure let out a SBD fart on live television.

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And the ultimate winner of the night was Sgt First Class Cory Remsburg. Obama ended the speech with his story and he got the longest and loudest applause of the night, deservedly so. 10 tours of duty. TEN. Wounded in battle by a roadside bomb in his last one and has basically come back through all odds. I don’t care what your politics are, this story was awesome.

 

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Here’s the full story.