The Morning After A Holiday Weekend Sucks, But, Hey, At Least You Don't Have To Deal With An Explosion Of Shit At Work

Ukraine – An underground water pipe in Kyiv, Ukraine has burst with such tremendous force that it created a “mushroom asphalt” explosion that destroyed cars and rocketed muddy water 6 storeys high. Video recorded on neighbourhood security camera shows a huge bubble of earth rupturing and blowing apart, similar to a battlefield IED. The explosion was caused by hydraulic testing on pipes that were installed in 1979. City officials have confirmed that compensation will be paid to affected residents.

Or at least I hope you don’t have to deal with a literal explosion of shit. Can’t assume that in a world where Russia exists. But, yeah, not an ideal situation to simply be walking down the street and all of a sudden recieve a money-shot’s worth of human feces. And you think Andy Dusfrene had it bad crawling through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness had it bad? Try being that poor woman in the background who had to deal poop TNT. Not to mention that river of shit that followed through the streets. I’d almost rather take a dip in Vigo’s river of slime from Ghostbusters II. Almost.

For real though, what a freaking explosion. I almost expected to see one of those Graboids from Tremors come out and swallow that poor lady hole.